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How many ears does Captain Kirk have?Three: the left ear, the right ear, and the final frontier

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What is Mike Tyson’s favorite food?Corn. He can eat a whole ear

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Why can’t your ear be 12 inches long?Because then it would be a foot

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What do you call a bear with no ear?B

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What has ears but cannot hear?A cornfield

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