Places

Places That Feel Too Quiet

Are Mostly Memory

Borrow Authority From Age

Carry Memory

Collect Stories

Create Memory

Create Permanence

Have Long Memories

Have Seen A Lot

Invite Stories

Make The Past Reachable

Preserve

Recruit The Past

Remember

Remember For Too Long

Rescue From Oblivion

Reward Custodianship

Spend The Past

Stay Put

Turn Space Into Memory

Turn Time Into Space

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is a garden of lies. If tombstones told the truth, everybody would wish to be buried at sea.

If tombstones told the truth, everybody would wish to be buried at sea.

is a place filled with people who thought the world couldn't get along without them.

is an isolated spot, usually in a suburb, where mourners swap lies

is an isolated suburban area where mourners match lies through inscriptions in stone

is overpriced real estate for people with nothing better on which to spend their money.

is a place where monuments are put up to perpetuate the memory of the forgotten.

A cemetery is a place where monuments are put up to perpetuate the memory of the forgotten.

is the only place nowadays where a man can find a wife who doesn't smoke, drink or flirt

The only place nowadays where a man can find a wife who doesn't smoke, drink or flirt is the cemetery.

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