What do you call a tense clock?All wound up
What did the robber say to the clock?Hands up!
Where did the clock finish the race?Wherever it wound up
Did you hear about the hungry clock?It went back four seconds
Why didn’t the clock work?It needed a hand
What did the second hand say to the hour hand as it passed by?See you again in a minute
Why did the boy put an alarm clock in his shoe?He didn’t want his foot to fall asleep
How can you tell if a clock is hungry?It’ll go back four seconds!
What dog always knows the time?A watch dog
What do you call a story that one clock tells to another?Second hand information
What’s a clock’s favorite game?Tick-Tock-Toe
What time was it when the elephant sat on the clock?Time to get a new clock
Why did the man put a clock under his desk?He wanted to work over time
What did the unwound clock say to its owner?It’s about time!
What time does the duck wake up?At the quack of dawn
Why did the historian measure a clock?To know the beginning and end of time
Why did the scientist drop a wrist watch into his flask?He was looking for a timely solution
What does a clock do when it’s hungry?It goes back four seconds
What do you get when you cross a clock and a chicken?A cluck
Why did the tardy man stop to purchase a clock?He wanted to buy time