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What do you call a tense clock?All wound up

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What did the robber say to the clock?Hands up!

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Where did the clock finish the race?Wherever it wound up

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Did you hear about the hungry clock?It went back four seconds

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Why didn’t the clock work?It needed a hand

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What did the second hand say to the hour hand as it passed by?See you again in a minute

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Why did the boy put an alarm clock in his shoe?He didn’t want his foot to fall asleep

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How can you tell if a clock is hungry?It’ll go back four seconds!

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What dog always knows the time?A watch dog

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What do you call a story that one clock tells to another?Second hand information

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What’s a clock’s favorite game?Tick-Tock-Toe

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What time was it when the elephant sat on the clock?Time to get a new clock

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Why did the man put a clock under his desk?He wanted to work over time

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What did the unwound clock say to its owner?It’s about time!

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What time does the duck wake up?At the quack of dawn

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Why did the historian measure a clock?To know the beginning and end of time

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Why did the scientist drop a wrist watch into his flask?He was looking for a timely solution

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What does a clock do when it’s hungry?It goes back four seconds

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What do you get when you cross a clock and a chicken?A cluck

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Why did the tardy man stop to purchase a clock?He wanted to buy time