duck, n.Dad Jokes

What time does the duck wake up?At the quack of dawn

Who does the duck go see if he twists a wing?A ducktor

What did the duck say when he bought lipstick?Put it on my bill.

What's the Taliban's national bird?Duck!

What time do ducks wake up?At the quack of dawn

What snack do ducks serve at their parties?Quackers and cheese

Why did the duck get arrested?Because he was selling quack

What do you call a sarcastic duck?A wise quacker

Which birds steal soap from the bath?Robber duckies

What do you call a duck that can't sing?Drake

Why did the duck go to rehab?Because he was a quack addict

Why can’t you trust duck doctors?They’re all quacks