napping, n.Dad Jokes

When is a retiree's bedtime?Three hours after he falls asleep on the couch

Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?It's okay. He woke up

What is the sleepiest fruit?Napricot

Where do pigs sleep in the summertime?In ham-mocks

Why do Retirees smile all the time?Because they can't hear a word you're saying

Why did the tree need to take a nap?For rest