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What time do ducks wake up?At the quack of dawn

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Why did the boy throw the clock out of the window?Because he wanted to see time fly

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What candy never arrives on time?Choco-late

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What time do most people go to the dentist?At tooth-hurty

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What time is it when an AT-AT steps on your chronometerTime to get a new chronometer

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What time is it when the clock strikes 13?Time to get a new clock

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