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Why is Jesus bad at hockey?He keeps getting nailed to the boards
Why is Jesus bad at hockey?He keeps getting nailed to the boards
What's the difference between Jesus and a picture of Jesus?It only takes one nail to hang a picture..
Why doesn't Jesus eat M&Ms?They fall through the holes in his hands
How did Jesus' crucifixion save us?It's 'cause he nailed it
How did Jesus get in such good shape?Crossfit