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Why is Jesus bad at hockey?He keeps getting nailed to the boards

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What do church mice believe in?Cheeses

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Why wasn't Jesus born in the USA?Because God couldn't find three wise men and a virgin

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Why doesn't Jesus eat M&Ms?They fall through the holes in his hands

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What kind of car does Jesus drive?A Christler

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What's the difference between Jesus and a picture of Jesus?It only takes one nail to hang a picture..

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What do Jesus and the square root of negative one have in common?They're both imaginary

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Why do paintings of Jesus always show him wearing a crown of thorns?That’s a real head-scratcher, isn't it?

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