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Why is Jesus bad at hockey?He keeps getting nailed to the boards
Why is Jesus bad at hockey?He keeps getting nailed to the boards
What do church mice believe in?Cheeses
Why wasn't Jesus born in the USA?Because God couldn't find three wise men and a virgin
Why doesn't Jesus eat M&Ms?They fall through the holes in his hands
What kind of car does Jesus drive?A Christler
What's the difference between Jesus and a picture of Jesus?It only takes one nail to hang a picture..
What do Jesus and the square root of negative one have in common?They're both imaginary
Why do paintings of Jesus always show him wearing a crown of thorns?That’s a real head-scratcher, isn't it?