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What tea do hockey players drink?Penaltea

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What’s the difference between a hockey player and a female hippie?The hockey player takes a shower after three periods

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What's the difference between Jesus and a picture of Jesus?It only takes one nail to hang a picture..

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Why did the referees stop the leper hockey game?There was a face-off in the corner

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Why is Jesus bad at hockey?He keeps getting nailed to the boards

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Why couldn’t anyone get a job at the ice rink?There was a hiring freeze

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