kale

salad

Kale is basically collard greens for white folk

is like hiring a maid to clean up your colon.

kale is basically like hiring a maid to clean up your colon.

Kale is basically savoy cabbage for hipsters.

is just cabbage's pretentious cousin who's been off traveling and thinks he's superior due to his 'experiences'.

Kale is just cabbage's pretentious cousin who's been off traveling and thinks he's superior due to his 'experiences'.

is just collard greens that hired an L.A. publicist.

Kale is just collard greens that hired an L.A. publicist.