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is a prerequisite to living a good life because eating flesh is simply immoral, as it involves the performance of an act which is contrary to the moral feeling - killing.

If he be really and seriously seeking to live a good life, the first thing from which he will abstain will always be the use of animal food, because . . . its use is simply immoral, as it involves the performance of an act which is contrary to the moral feeling - killing. Leo Tolstoy

is such that 'thou shalt not kill' does not apply to murder of one's own kind only, but to all living beings and this commandment was inscribed in the human breast long before it was proclaimed from sinai.

Thou shalt not kill does not apply to murder of ones own kind only, but to all living beings and this commandment was inscribed in the human breast long before it was proclaimed from Sinai. Leo Tolstoy

is the acid test of humanitarianism. As long as there are slaughterhouses there will be battlefields, for killing forces man to suppress in himself his highest spiritual capacity. This violation of his own feelings makes him cruel.

As long as there are slaughterhouses there will be battlefields. A vegetarian diet is the acid test of humanitarianism. Leo Tolstoy

is the moral choice on the grounds that between the murder of an animal and the murder of a man, there's no more than one step.

Between the murder of an animal and the murder of a man, there's no more than ONE step! Leo Tolstoy

is the path of every man who has ever been earnest to preserve his higher or poetic faculties in the best condition.

Every man who has ever been earnest to preserve his higher or poetic faculties in the best condition, has been particularly inclined to abstain from animal food Henry David Thoreau

is inextricable from war. As long as men massacre animals and act as the ruthless destroyer of lower living beings, they will kill each other and not know peace.

As long as man continues to be the ruthless destroyer of lower living beings he will never know health or peace. For as long as men massacre animals, they will kill each other. Pythagoras

is best conducted not out of a love of animals, but out of a hatred of plants.

I'm not a vegetarian because I love animals... I'm a vegetarian because I hate plants.

is wrongly and rashly taken to be tied to fragility. The farmer, while being jerked forward by his oxen, with its vegetable-made bones, often insist that vegetables alone furnishes nothing to make bones with.

One farmer says to me, 'You cannot live on vegetable food solely, for it furnishes nothing to make the bones with...' and so he religiously devotes a part of his day to supplying himself with the raw material of bones... walking all the while he talks behind his oxen, which, with vegetable-made bones, jerk him and his lumbering plow along in spite of every obstacle. Henry David Thoreau

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