kale, n.All

Kale is just cabbage for pricks.

Kale is just collard greens that hired an L.A. publicist.

Kale is angry lettuce

Kale is like hiring a maid to clean up your colon.

Kale is collard greens for white folk

Kale is savoy cabbage for hipsters.

Why did the salad win an awardIt went above and beyond the kale of duty

Kale is just cabbage's pretentious cousin who's been off traveling and thinks he's superior due to his 'experiences'.

Kale is spinach with balls.