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What’s the difference between Hanukkah and a dragon?One lasts for eight nights, the other sometimes ate knights

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What’s the difference between Santa Clause and a knight?One slays a dragon, the other drags a sleigh!

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When did the dragon’s meal get interrupted?Around mid-knight

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Why were the Middle Ages called the Dark Ages?Because there were too many knights

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What do you call a cow that has been knighted?Sirloin

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