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How come Chinese kids don't believe in Santa Claus?Because they're the ones that make the toys.
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How do you find Santa?Follow the Santa Clues
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Why is Christmas just like a day at the office?You do all the work and the fat guy with the suit gets all the credit
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What do Bill Cosby and Santa Claus have in common?You have to be asleep before they can slide down the chimney
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Why will Santa Claus be allowed to go out and deliver presents without speading Covid-19?He spent the last year up in the North Pole in Ice-olation
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What kind of motorbike does Santa ride?A Holly Davidson
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What did Santa say when he fished his deliveries?“That wraps it up for another year.”
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What do you call someone who's scared of Father Christmas?Claustrophobic
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What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa?Santa stopped at 3 'ho's
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What is Santa's cat's name?Santa Claws
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What did Santa say when he went broke?I'm Nickle-less!
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What would you get if you crossed Christmas with St. Patrick's Day?St. O'Claus
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Who protects Santa from toy thieves?The North Police
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What does Santa suffer from if he gets stuck in a chimney?Claustrophobia
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What does Santa wear all year long?Santa Clothes
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What did Mrs. Claus said when Santa Claus asked how is the weather?It looks like rain dear!
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Why doesn't Santa Claus have to worry about catching COVID-19?Because he has Santa-bodies.
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How do you know that Santa is a man?No woman wears the same attire every year
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What does Santa call his wife at tax time?A dependent Claus
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What do Santa Claus and pop-up ads have in common?They both know there are naughty girls in my area!