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When did the dragon’s meal get interrupted?Around mid-knight

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Why was the dragon so good at rapping?Every time they open their mouth they be spittin' fire

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What’s the difference between Santa Clause and a knight?One slays a dragon, the other drags a sleigh!

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What's the difference between Hanukkah and dragons?One is eight nights while the other ate knights.

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What kind of fly do you slay rather than swat?a dragonfly

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What’s the difference between Hanukkah and a dragon?One lasts for eight nights, the other sometimes ate knights

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