cow, n.Dad Jokes

Who takes presents to young crows?Santa Caws

What do cows most like to read?Cattle-logs

Why do cows like being told jokes?Because they like being amoosed

Why do cows wear bells around their necksTo make beautiful moo-sic

In what city will you find the most cows?Moo York

What do you call a cow who’s just given birthDe-calf-inated

What kind of cows do you find in Alaska?Eskimoos

What did Mama cow say to Baby cow?It’s pasture bedtime

Why did the cow stay home with a cold?She was milking it for all it was worth

What did the cow jump over?The moooooo-n

Why did the cow start a fight with his buddyThere was real beef between them

What do you call a cow with a twitch?Beef Jerky

What do you call a cow that fell in a hole?A holey cow

Why’d the cow cross the roadTo get to the udder side

What are cows’ favorite party games?Moosical chairs

What do cow pies and cowgirls have in common?The older they get the easier they are to pick up

What's a cow's favorite drink?A s-moooo-thie

Where do Cow Farts come from?The Dairy Air

Why did the cow lie down in the grass?He was ground beef

How do you stop a bull from charging?You take away it's credit card!