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How are a hippo and Zippo similar?One is really heavy, the other’s only a little lighter
How are a hippo and Zippo similar?One is really heavy, the other’s only a little lighter
Why should you never light your farts?You could end up with a turd degree burn.
2 blokes are in a boat with 3 cigarettes. Unfortunately they have no matches, how do they manage to light their cigarettes?They throw 1 cigarette overboard and it makes the boat a little lighter