lighter, n.All

3 men are stranded in a boat with 4 cigarettes and no way to light themSo they toss the 4th cigarette overboard to make the boat a cigarette lighter

A Lighter is a potentially life saving device that we mostly use to give ourselves cancer.

Why should you never light your farts?You could end up with a turd degree burn.

A Lighter gets lighter every time you light it.

2 blokes are in a boat with 3 cigarettes. Unfortunately they have no matches, how do they manage to light their cigarettes?They throw 1 cigarette overboard and it makes the boat a little lighter

How are a hippo and Zippo similar?One is really heavy, the other’s only a little lighter

A Lighter is a device that gets lighter each time you light it until it gets so light that it won't light.