lobster

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is an animal which, if looked like puppies, people could never drop them in boiling water while they're still alive.

If lobsters looked like puppies, people could never drop them in boiling water while they're still alive.

is an animal that seems like the result of a terrible genetic accident involving nuclear radiation and cockroaches.

I believe that lobsters are the result of a terrible genetic accident involving nuclear radiation and cockroaches.

is an animal that never comes ashore without great risk of getting into hot water.

A lobster never comes ashore without great risk of getting into hot water.

is eaten by some people for flavor, by some for nourishment, but by most for exercise.

Lobster is eaten by some people for flavor, by some for nourishment, but by most for exercise.