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is the knife which one plunges into oneself.

Love is, that you are the knife which I plunge into myself.

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is a temporary insanity curable by marriage or by removal of the patient from the influences under which he incurred the disorder.

A temporary insanity curable by marriage or by removal ofthe patient from the influences under which he incurred the disorder. This disease, like caries and many other ailments, is prevalent only among civilized races living under artificial conditions... barbarous nations breathing pure air and eating simple food enjoy immunity from its ravages. It is sometimes fatal, but more frequently to thephysician than to the patient.

is desire to obtain possession of another has lost possession of himself.

desire to obtain possession of another has lost possession of himself.

is he who thinks that other people had had their eyes put out.

Lovers always think that other people have had their eyes put out.

is ideal only if they turn into a pizza at 4.00 am.

The perfect lover is one who turns into a pizza at 4.00 am.

is someone who gives as much consideration to your warts as you do, and continues to admire you as you do.

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