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is what was made when god borrowed from various creatures; the song of a bird, the squeal of a pig, the stubbornness of a mule, the antics of a monkey, the spryness of a grasshopper, the curiosity of a cat, the speed of a gazelle, the slyness of a fox, the softness of a kitten, and to top it all off He adds the mysterious mind of a woman.

God borrows from many creatures to make a little girl. He uses the song of a bird, the squeal of a pig, the stubbornness of a mule, the antics of a monkey, the spryness of a grasshopper, the curiosity of a cat, the speed of a gazelle, the slyness of a fox, the softness of a kitten, and to top it all off He adds the mysterious mind of a woman.

is born with a bit of angel-shine about them, and though it wears thin sometimes, there is always enough left to lasso your heart

Little girls are the nicest things that can happen to people. They are born with a bit of angel-shine about them, and though it wears thin sometimes, there is always enough left to lasso your heart—even when they are sitting in the mud, or crying temperamental tears, or parading up the street in Mother’s best clothes.

is like a cat, chase her and she'll run; sit still and ignore her and she will come purring at your feet.

is like a shadow ; follow her, she runs ; flee from her, she follows you.

A girl is like a shadow ; follow her, she runs ; flee from her, she follows you.

A girl is of no account in her own house.

is only born when she is fit to get married.

A girl is only born when she is fit to get married.

is innocence playing in the mud, beauty standing on its head, and motherhood dragging a doll by the foot.

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