vacation, n.Dad Jokes

What is brown, hairy and wears sunglasses?A coconut on vacation

What does bread do on its days off?Loaf around

Was the computer’s road trip to California fun?Yes, but it was a hard drive

Why is Tel Aviv a great place to vacation?It Israeli fun

What did the bean farmer hope for on his vacation?Peas and quiet

Where do sheep go on vacation?The Baaa-hamas

Why did the robot go on summer vacation?He needed to recharge his batteries

Where do ghouls stay on vacation?At the gobl-inn

Where do sheep go on vacation?The baaahamas

Where does a ghost go on vacation?Mali-boo

Where do sharks go on vacation?Fin-land

Where do pencils go on vacation?Pencil-vania