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is the leading figure in a small group of men of whom - and of whom only - it is positively known that immense numbers of their countrymen did not want any of them for president.

PRESIDENT, n. The leading figure in a small group of men of whom - and of whom only - it is positively known that immense numbers of their countrymen did not want any of them for President.

is like riding a tiger. A man has to keep on riding or be swallowed.

Being a President is like riding a tiger. A man has to keep on riding or be swallowed

is a good job on account of the fact that the pay is good and one can walk to work.

I like being President. The pay is good and I can walk to work.

is an acting job which nobody is really qualified for. Elections are nothing but a big casting call every four years.

Nobody is really qualified to be the president. Basically it's an acting job. You have to act like you're the president. And every four years the country holds a big casting call.

is the head of the United States, the Supreme Court is its backbone, and Congress is its lungs.

The President is the head of the United States, the Supreme Court is its backbone, and Congress is its lungs.

is a job that no person should be trusted with if they want it so much that they'll spend two years organizing and campaigning for it.

is a link in the long chain of a country's destiny, past and future.

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