Kanye West, n.Dad Jokes

What did the bartender say when Kanye walked into the bar, looked around, and walked back out?Oh well. Yeezy come, Yeezy go.

How did Kanye commit suicide?He jumped from the top of his ego.

What does Kanye West eat for breakfast?Omelette you finish this joke.

How does Kanye like his eggs?Over Yeezy

Why was Kanye right on the money when comparing himself to Michelangelo, Picasso, Walt Disney, and Steve Jobs?Because, apparently, none of them could sing either.

What did they call Kanye after failing to Get 0.5% of Vote in Early Returns?An electoral college drop out

Why are Kim Kardashian and Kanye divorcing?Because after naming their kids after all the other directions their relationship went south.

How did Kim Kardashian tell her kid about her upcoming divorce with Kanye?North, things between West and I have gone South

What brilliant economic plan did Kanye West campaign on?Putting 50 Cent into the Treasury

What was economic philosophy was Kanye going to be following if he won the presidency?Kanyesian economics