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Why was Kanye right on the money when comparing himself to Michelangelo, Picasso, Walt Disney, and Steve Jobs?Because, apparently, none of them could sing either.

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Abraham Lincoln was the tallest of U.S. Presidents at 6'4"

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William Taft is the heaviest of U.S. Presidents at 329lbs

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A: This baby of mine might be a president.B: Whoever heard of a baby president?

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Richard Nixon is the only person in US history to be elected Vice President twice and President twice.

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The President is an acting job which nobody is really qualified for. Elections are nothing but a big casting call every four years.

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President is a good job on account of the fact that the pay is good and one can walk to work.

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The President is the head of the United States, the Supreme Court is its backbone, and Congress is its lungs.

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The President is a job that no person should be trusted with if they want it so much that they'll spend two years organizing and campaigning for it.

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The President is the leading figure in a small group of men of whom - and of whom only - it is positively known that immense numbers of their countrymen did not want any of them for president.

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What was economic philosophy was Kanye going to be following if he won the presidency?Kanyesian economics

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US Presidents have mostly been lawyers (to the tune of 26 of the 44)

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