slut, n.Dad Jokes

What is blonde and green and jumps from bed to bed?A prostitoad.

Why are blondes like pianos?When they aren't upright, they're grand.

What do you call two guys fighting over a promiscuous woman?Tug-of-whore

What's the difference between a blonde and a brick?When you lay a brick it doesn't follow you around for two weeks whining.

What is the similarities between a blonde, and a tornado?After all the sucking and blowing, your car, and house is gone

What does the Bermuda Triangle and blondes have in common?They've both swallowed a lot of semen.

How is a blonde like peanut-butter?They spread for the bread.

What's the difference between a blonde and a phone booth?Only one person can use the phone at once.

What's the mating call of the blond?Next!

What's the difference between a blonde and a broom closet?Only two men fit inside a broom closet at once.

What's the difference between a blonde and a lightbulb?The lightbulb is smarter, but the blonde is easier to turn on.

What do blonde virgins eat?Baby food.

What is the best blonde secretary?One that never misses a period.

What do you give a blonde who has everything?Penicillin.

What's the mating call of the blonde?I'm *sooo* drunk!

Why do blondes get confused in the ladies room?They have to pull their own pants down.