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What did the blonde say when she saw Cheerios?Donut seeds

Why did the Blonde tiptoe past the medicine cabinet?So she wouldn't wake up the sleeping pills

What's the difference between a blonde and a broom closet?Only two men fit inside a broom closet at once.

How do you break a blonde woman’s nose?Put a picture of a dick under a glass table

How do blonde braincells die?alone

What did the blonde name her pet zebra?Spot

What does the Bermuda Triangle and blondes have in common?They've both swallowed a lot of seamen

What do you call a blonde with 1 brain cell?Gifted.

How do you drown a blonde?Put a scratch and sniff at the bottom of the bathtub

What do you call a blonde skeleton in the closet?Hide-and-go-seek winner from last year

What is the difference between a smart blonde and bigfoot?Bigfoot has been sighted

How do you keep a blonde busy all day?Put her in a round room and tell her to sit in the corner.

What do you call a blonde golfer with an IQ of 125?a foursome.

Why can't a blonde dial 911?She can't find the eleven

How do you brainwash a blonde?Give her a douche and shake her upside down.

Why do Blondes wear earmuffs?To avoid the draft.

How do you get a blonde pregnant?Come in her shoes and let the flies do the rest.

What does the Bermuda Triangle and blondes have in common?They've both swallowed a lot of semen.

How do you get a blonde off of your knees?Come