skeleton, n.Dad Jokes

How do you call a skeleton?On the telebone

What do you say to a skeleton leaving on a long cruise?“Bone voyage!” 2

Why didn't the skeleton go to prom?Cause he had 'no body' to dance with

What kind of key opens a casket?A skeleton key

Why don’t skeletons ever go trick or treating?Because they have no body to go with

Why does a skeleton always tell the truth?He wants tibia honest

Why can’t skeletons play church music?Because they have no organs

Why didn’t the skeleton cross the road?He didn't have the guts

Why didn't the skeleton dance at the Halloween party?It had no body to dance with!

Why couldn't the skeleton watch the autopsy?He didn’t have the stomach for it

Why did the skeleton start a fightHe had a bone to pick

Why are skeletons so calm?Nothing gets under their skin

Why didn't the skeleton want to go to school?His heart wasn't in it

Why didn’t the skeleton cross the road?Because there was noBody on the other side

Did you hear about the skeleton that was almost picked apart by a group of wild dogs?He marrowly escaped