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What did the single tree say to the tree who stood her up?You should have put a ring on it.

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How did the tree stay in shape?He did planks

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What do you call a nervous tree?A sweaty palm

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How do you get a man with only one arm out of a tree?Wave

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Why do you never see elephants hiding in trees?Because they're so good at it

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What do you call a tree that does science experiments?Chemistree

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What kind of movies do weeping willows prefer?sappy ones

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What is a tree's favorite beverage?Root beer

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How can you tell it’s a dogwood tree?By the bark

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Why did the tree need to take a nap?For rest

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Why don't you ever see hippos hiding in trees?Because they are really good at it

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Why do trees have so many friends?They branch out

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What is a tree’s favorite dating app?Timber

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Why did the tree travel to his hometown?He was searching for his roots

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How does an elephant climb a tree?It stands on an acorn and waits for it to grow

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Why is it hard to trust trees?They can be a little shady

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Did you hear about the tree that was stumpedYeah, it couldn’t get to the root of the problem

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Where do saplings go to learn?Elementree school

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How do trees access the internet?They log on

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How do you find your dog if it’s lost in the woods?Put your ear up to a tree and listen for the bark