What did the single tree say to the tree who stood her up?You should have put a ring on it.
How did the tree stay in shape?He did planks
What do you call a nervous tree?A sweaty palm
How do you get a man with only one arm out of a tree?Wave
Why do you never see elephants hiding in trees?Because they're so good at it
What do you call a tree that does science experiments?Chemistree
What kind of movies do weeping willows prefer?sappy ones
What is a tree's favorite beverage?Root beer
How can you tell it’s a dogwood tree?By the bark
Why did the tree need to take a nap?For rest
Why don't you ever see hippos hiding in trees?Because they are really good at it
Why do trees have so many friends?They branch out
What is a tree’s favorite dating app?Timber
Why did the tree travel to his hometown?He was searching for his roots
How does an elephant climb a tree?It stands on an acorn and waits for it to grow
Why is it hard to trust trees?They can be a little shady
Did you hear about the tree that was stumpedYeah, it couldn’t get to the root of the problem
Where do saplings go to learn?Elementree school
How do trees access the internet?They log on
How do you find your dog if it’s lost in the woods?Put your ear up to a tree and listen for the bark