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What musical instrument is found in the bathroom?A tuba toothpaste

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What’s a cucumber’s favorite instrument?A pickle-o

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What instrument do dogs play?The trom-bone

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What’s musical and handy in a supermarket?A Chopin Liszt

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What musical instruments do skeletons play?Trom-bones

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Why did the burglars decide to rob a music store?For the lute

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Why can’t skeletons play church music?Because they have no organs

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Why did the boy keep his trumpet in the freezerHe wanted to play cool music

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