skiing

Jewish

is a dance, and the mountain always leads.

is a sport where you spend an arm and a leg to break an arm and a leg.

Skiing is a sport where you spend an arm and a leg to break an arm and a leg.

is a sport where, if you aren't crashing, you aren't skiing.

If you aren't crashing, you aren't skiing.

is the art of catching cold and going broke while rapidly heading nowhere at great personal risk.

Skiing: the art of catching cold and going broke while rapidly heading nowhere at great personal risk.

is the only sport where you spend an arm and a leg to break an arm and a leg.

the only sport where you spend an arm and a leg to break an arm and a leg.

is a sport consisting in learning three things: how to put skis on, how to jump, and how to walk again

Allan D. Fisher. AMERICAN HUMORS BEST ONE AND TWO LINERS

is one major sport where success involves starting at the top and working your way down.

Skiing is one major sport where success involves starting at the top and working your way down.