skiing, n.All

Skiing is the art of catching cold and going broke while rapidly heading nowhere at great personal risk.

Skiing is a dance, and the mountain always leads.

Skiing is whoosh! then walk a mile.

How did the ski instructor get to the top of the mountain?He got a lift

Skiing is a sport consisting in learning three things: how to put skis on, how to jump, and how to walk again

Skiing is the only sport where you spend an arm and a leg to break an arm and a leg.

Skiing is a sport where you spend an arm and a leg to break an arm and a leg.

Skiing is one major sport where success involves starting at the top and working your way down.

How do Jewish skiers greet each other?Slalom

Skiing is a sport where, if you aren't crashing, you aren't skiing.