spider, n.Dad Jokes

Why are spiders so good at the internetThey know all the good web sites

Why do black widow spiders kill their males after mating?Penis envy

Why do black widow spiders kill their males after mating?To stop the snoring before it starts

Why don’t spiders leave the houseThey can do everything on the web

Why do spiders enjoy computers so much?They like to play on the web