bird, n.Dad Jokes

What do you call two birds in love?Tweethearts

What bird can write?Pen-guine

What did the bird say to the other bird on Valentine's Day?You're my Tweet heart

What bird wears a toupee?A bald eagle

What do you call a skilled bird?Talonted

What birds are found in Portugal?Portugeese

Why'd the guy who killed a bird get thrown out of the party?Because he e commited a party fowl

How does a bird with a broken wing manage to land safely?With its sparrowchute

Why do birds fly?It's faster than walking

What's the difference between a bird and a fly?A bird can fly, but a fly can't bird

How do you catch a unique bird?Unique up on it

Why do birds fly south in the Fall?Because it's too far to walk

What’s the difference between the bird flu and the swine flu?One requires tweetment and the other an oinkment

Why did the bird shower so oftenSo it wouldn't smell fowl

Which birds steal soap from the bath?Robber duckies

Where do birds meet for coffee?In a nest-café

What bird lives in your throat?A swallow

Can one bird make a pun?No, but toucan