computer, n.Dad Jokes

Why was the computer wearing a muzzle?So it wouldn’t byte

Where do computers go to dance?The disk-O

Why did the computer screen get in trouble with his mother?Because he was a cursor

Who is a computer’s favorite singerA Dell

Why did the computer spy get firedShe couldn’t hack it

Why did the computer stay home from school?It had a virus

How do you eat a computer?Take a megabyte

What is a computer’s favorite animalA RAM

Was the computer’s road trip to California fun?Yes, but it was a hard drive

How does a computer get drunkIt takes screen 'shots'

What’s the best way to learn about computersBit by bit

What does a baby computer call its father?Data

Why are spiders so good at the internetThey know all the good web sites

How do you keep a computer’s breath fresh?Give it a docu-mint

Where do naughty disk drives get sent?Boot camp

Which computer did Dracula buy?The one with the most bytes

What is a computer’s favorite snack?Microchips

What do blondes do when their laptop freezes?Microwave them.

What do Computers like to eat?Chips and dip

Why are people afraid of computers?They byte