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is a polite sport: Its chief word is 'sorry' and is full of admiration for the other player.

What a polite game tennis is. The chief word in it seems to be 'sorry'and admiration of each other's play crosses the net as frequently as the ball.

 should be played only in the long grass in the meadows - and in the nude.

Tennis should be played only in the long grass in the meadows - and in the nude.

is a sport that no one is more serious about than a weekend player.

No one is more serious about his game than a weekend tennis player.

is a racquet sport in which two players compete to see who has the shortest temper, the worst memory, the poorest eyesight, and the slowest watch.

is a game that can't be played without raising a racket.

Tennis is a game that can't be played without raising a racket.

is one of the few pastimes where love means nothing.

Tennis is one of the few pastimes where love means nothing.

is a socially acceptable outlet for the ferocity of white suburban achievers, who must work even when they play, must compete feverishly even in the presence of friends, must not only beat an opponent but reduce him to a quivering pile of gelatinous pulp, while in the distance the birds make melody and the summer breezes beckon.

A socially acceptable outlet for the ferocity of white suburban achievers, who must work even when they play, must compete feverishly even in the presence of friends, must not only beat an opponent but reduce him to a quivering pile of gelatinous pulp, while in the distance the birds make melody and the summer breezes beckon.

is the same as ping pong except that the players stand on the table.

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