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Why was the tennis player told to quiet down?He was making a racket

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What sound do you hear when a cow breaks the sound barrier?Cowboom

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What kind of a noise annoys an oyster?A noisy noise annoys an oyster!

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Why did the blonde put her finger over the nail when she was hammering?The noise gave her a headache.

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Why was the Hamburgler caught stealing burgers?He set off the Burger alarms

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Why do bagpipe players walk while they play?To get away from the noise

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When do ghosts make noise?Every chains they get

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Why is a tennis game a noisy game?They players are always raising a racket

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