train, n.Dad Jokes

What did the monster say when he saw a rush hour train full of passengers?“Oh good! A chew-chew train!”

What kind of a car does a crazy man drive?A locomotive

What do electric trains and women’s breasts have in common?They were originally intended for children, but it’s men who play with them the most

Why don’t trains ever chokeThey chew chew

What is the difference between a teacher and a train?One says, "Spit out your gum," and the other says, "Choo choo choo!"