teacher, n.Dad Jokes

Why did the teacher get demoted after farting on his first day?Because he made himself into a mere tooter

What’s a teacher’s favorite nation?Explanation

What is the difference between a teacher and a train?One says, "Spit out your gum," and the other says, "Choo choo choo!"

What’s your teacher’s favorite dessert?Chalk-o-late cake

What’s the worst thing about ancient history class?The teacher tends to Babylon

What did the vampire say to the teacher?See you next period