darth vader, n.Dad Jokes

What do you call a nervous Jedi?Panickin' Skywalker

What do you call a jealous sith LordDarth Hater

What do you call Darth Vader when he’s nervous?Panakin Skywalker

Which sith lord works at a restaurant?Darth Waiter

What happens if Anakin Skywalker grills you a burger?It's a little on the dark side

What do you call a sith lord that likes to swim?Darth Wader

What did Luke say when he found out Darth Vader was his father?Oh Sith!

What did Darth Vader say when he walked into a vegetarian restaurantI find your lack of steak disturbing

How did Darth Vader know what Luke got him for Christmas?He felt his presents

What did Darth Vader say when his car broke down outside of town?“The empire hikes back.”

What do you call a potato that has turned to the Dark side?Vader Tots