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is a bore much like people with overpriced houses.

Virgins are bores . . . like people with overpriced houses

's innocence, like milk turns when exposed to the merest nothing (a clap of thunder, to a tart smell, to a hot day).

The innocence of virgins is like milk which turns when exposed to a clap of thunder, to a tart smell, to a hot day, to the merest nothing. Honore de Balzac

is a girl who makes an issue out of a tissue

is a nice girl that whispers sweet nothingdoings in your ear.

is a young innocent who in former times was sacrificed to the gods but who now merely lives in disgrace

is a member of the army of the unenjoyed.

is a young innocent who in former times was sacrificed to the gods but who now merely lives in disgrace.

A young innocent who in former times was sacrificed to the gods but who now merely lives in disgrace.

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