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What did Yoda say when he gave Luke Skywalker his first carMay the PORSCHE be with you
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Why is Yoda such a good gardener?Because he has a green thumb
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Why did Yoda visit Bank of America yesterdayHe needed a bank clone! (Loan)
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What does Yoda say to encourage a Padawan before a testDo well, you will do
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Why did episodes 4,5, and 6 come before 1,2, and 3Because in charge of directing, Yoda was
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Why did Yoda cross the roadBecause the chickens Forced him to
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Why can’t you count on Yoda to pick up the tab?Because he’s always a little short
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What kind of car do Jedi drive?A ToYoda
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Why shouldn't you ask Yoda for money?Because he's always a little short
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