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What Disney song did Darth Vader want to sing when Disney bought the franchise?When You Wish Upon A Death Star
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Why did Kit Fisto storm out of the sushi restaurantBecause they were serving Mon Calamari
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Why did Yoda cross the roadBecause the chickens Forced him to
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Why do vornksrs stop slowly?They're afraid of whiplash
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What did Luke say when he found out Darth Vader was his father?Oh Sith!
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What do you call Mexican Jedi apprenticePadaJuan
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What did Yoda say when he gave Luke Skywalker his first carMay the PORSCHE be with you
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What do you call a nervous Jedi?Panickin' Skywalker
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Why didn't Luke Skywalker cross the roadBecause he got a ticket for Skywalking
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Why is a Jedi knight never lonely?Because the force is always with him
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What do you call a female MandalorianA Womandalorian
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When did Anakin's Jedi masters know he was leaning towards the dark sideIn the Sith Grade
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Why did Han Solo kill Limp BizkitHe did it all for the wookie
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What time is it when an AT-AT steps on your chronometerTime to get a new chronometer
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Why did the chicken cross the road?To get away from Kylo Hen
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How do Ewoks communicate over long distances?They use Ewokie Talkies
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What do Gungans put things in?Jar Jars
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Why did episodes 4,5, and 6 come before 1,2, and 3Because in charge of directing, Yoda was
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What do you call 5 siths piled on top of a lightsaber?A Sith-Kabob
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What do you call a potato that's been cooked on the dark sideDarth Tater