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The Academy Awards is two hours of sparkling entertainment packed into a four-hour show.
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The Academy Awards is for actors and actresses to see what someone else thinks about their acting besides their press agents.
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The Academy Awards is like having sex with someone on coke: it all starts out very exciting but, several hours in, you really just want them to finish.
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The Academy Awards is the only place actors act well enough to actually deserve an Oscar; when they appear happy for the person they lost to.
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