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The Academy Awards is for actors and actresses to see what someone else thinks about their acting besides their press agents.
The Academy Awards is like having sex with someone on coke: it all starts out very exciting but, several hours in, you really just want them to finish.

The Academy Awards is two hours of sparkling entertainment packed into a four-hour show.


The Academy Awards is the only place actors act well enough to actually deserve an Oscar; when they appear happy for the person they lost to.
Disney is a big Oscar winner --- between 1931 and 1969 They've taken home 35 of them.