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is a place where everything is in the 80s: The temperatures, the ages and the iq's.

I like Florida. Everything is in the 80s. The temperatures, the ages and the IQ's. George Carlin

is so flat that the center of the Orlando Magic basketball team is the highest point of elevation.

Florida is flat. In fact, the center of the Orlando Magic basketball team is the highest point of elevation.

is the wrong place to go for the winter. There's no winter there.

Florida ”1 have come here for the winter." "Well, you've come to the wrong place. There's no winter here."

is a place you go in winter, and usually find it.

is a place where you run into so many people you thought you'd escaped

The trouble with Florida is that you run into so many people you thought you'd escaped

is the favorite place for Americans who like to summer in the winter.

Florida is the favorite place for Americans who like to summer in the winter.

is a sun-drenched state where America’s elderly, and its electoral democracy, routinely go to die.

Florida, n. Sun-drenched state where America’s elderly, and its electoral democracy, routinely go to die.

is the state that floats in brackish water, held together by mangrove roots.