florida, n.All

Florida is a sun-drenched state where America’s elderly, and its electoral democracy, routinely go to die.

Florida is so flat that the center of the Orlando Magic basketball team is the highest point of elevation.

Florida is a place where everything is in the 80s: The temperatures, the ages and the iq's.

Wisconsin has points located farther east than parts of Florida.

Why did the blonde think Florida is farther away than the moon?Well, you can't see Florida…

Florida is the favorite place for Americans who like to summer in the winter.

Florida appears so crazy because of the 'Sunshine Law' which gives freedom of information including arrests.

Florida is the state that floats in brackish water, held together by mangrove roots.

FloridaIn Florida, fireworks are illegal but easily bought by signing a waiver suggesting they'll be used for agricultural use to scare birds away from crops.

Florida is a place you go in winter, and usually find it.

Florida is the wrong place to go for the winter. There's no winter there.

Florida is a place where you run into so many people you thought you'd escaped