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Air travel is like paying shipping & handling for yourself.

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Air travel is unnatural — if God wanted us to fly, He would have given us tickets.

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Air travel is a wonderful thing that allows you to pass motorists at a safe distance.

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Air travel is a way of seeing less and less of more and more.

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Air travel is fundamentally grounded in bad luck — if the plane you're on is late, the plane to which you're connecting is on time.

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Air travel is unnatural — airplanes are a lot like diets; they are wonderful things for other people to go on.

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Air travel is unnatural — If God had really intended men to fly, He'd make it easier to get to the airport.