air travel, n.All

Air travel is unnatural — if God wanted us to fly, He would have given us tickets.

Air travel is unnatural — If God had really intended men to fly, He'd make it easier to get to the airport.

Air travel is a way of seeing less and less of more and more.

Aviation is responsible for about 2.5% of global carbon emissions.

Air travel is what lets us see less and less of more and more faster and faster.

Only 5 to 12 percent of the people alive today have been on a plane. The majority of air travel is undertaken by a mere 2 percent of the world’s population.

Air travel is like paying shipping & handling for yourself.

Air travel is a wonderful thing that allows you to pass motorists at a safe distance.

Air travel is unnatural — airplanes are a lot like diets; they are wonderful things for other people to go on.

Air travel is fundamentally grounded in bad luck — if the plane you're on is late, the plane to which you're connecting is on time.