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An Avocado is a cucumber flavored banana that looks like a scrotum.

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An Avocado is like a boy and relationships; they're never ready

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An Avocado is the Big Mac of diet foods

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An Avocado is a green Mexican land oyster.

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An Avocado is just butter you can eat with a spoon and nobody will care.

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